Santa Clause is Satan’s Claws?
I don’t really feel Christmas in the air like i feel it during Eid, if you know what I mean. I guess, its only natural since Christmas is for Christians right? But is it really? I mean most of my friends on Facebook, Christians and Non Christians alike, are merrilywishing each other and seem to be in a very festive mood. Also a most common phenomenon observed in our country during Christmas, at least in all the 3 star+ hotels of Dhaka City, is that it is celebrated by kids and adults alike across all religions. Wealthy parents take their kids to the shiny lobbies where a weird guy dressed in red and wearing fake white beard is happily giving away presents. To every kid who passes by. Christian or not.
So it got me thinking what Christmas was really about. Was it not related to Christ and the reincarnation of God for Christians? Not anymore? Well apparently not as much. Especially so because of all the Non Christians liking up to this particular festival. While the Christians are trying to make Christ be the focus of Christmas, the Non Christians want Santa Claus to be the primary personality of Christmas season.
Now doesn’t that make Santa the anti-Christ?
And Santa being Satan certainly explains a lot. For one it explains the red suit! It also explains why he goes about spoiling kids with great FREE gifts! And teaching them to associate getting great gifts for free with breaking and entering! 
. And can you ignore the diabolic anagram going on with Mr. Pot Belly’s nickname. Santa and Satan. It’s not even subtle. And try rearranging the letters in Saint Nick, what do you get? Yes that’s right: Sick Taint! Oh and Santa Clause sounds dangerously familiar to Satan’s Claws! E-V-I-L.
ANYWAY, Christmas season is upon us, whether we like it or not. So I’ll stop being the Grinch for this Christmas and go on and shout out a “MERRY CHRISTMAS” to all you Christians and Non Christians alike. Ho Ho Ho!
Disclaimer: The author is in no way trying to prove that Santa and Satan are the same. This article is just a figment of her (boring and equally harmless) imagination. No offense intended.
